Alaska Unisex classic tee

Eight months of winter. Zero months of sympathy. The Alaska It's Snow Joke tee is for the person who has survived a winter so long they forgot what grass looks like. You measure driveways in feet, not inches, and you made peace with darkness at 4pm years ago. It's not a complaint. It's a survival badge. Perfect for: the neighbor who still hasn't taken the studded tires off, the friend who calls negative ten degrees "brisk," and anyone who has ever shoveled the same driveway three times in one day. Witty Goods. Built for blizzard season. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!