Because I Said So Cork-back coaster

No further explanation needed. None provided either. The Because I Said So coaster is for the person who has reached peak parenting and discovered that "because I said so" closes more arguments than any actual reasoning ever could. You do not owe anyone a paragraph. You owe them a decision, and the decision has already been made. It's not a lack of explanation. It's executive privilege. Perfect for: the parent who has run out of patience for the fourth "but why," the mom who ends debates with one sentence and a look, and anyone who has ever repeated their own mother's exact words and immediately understood her better. Witty Goods. End of discussion. This cork-back coaster is a perfect match for your favorite mug! Create a homey feel while protecting your coffee table or nightstand from mug stains and moisture. The coaster is waterproof and heat-resistant, designed to last a long time. Buy it for yourself or as a lovely gift for your friends and family. • Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm) • Cork 0.04″ (1 mm) • High-gloss coating on top • Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm) • Rounded corners • Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip • Easy to clean The displayed price is for a single item.