Cruise Calories Unisex classic tee

It's all-inclusive. So is the math. The Cruise Calories Don't Count tee is for the person who has decided that international waters come with their own nutrition rules, and those rules say the buffet doesn't count if the boat is technically moving. You did not overeat. You participated fully in the dining experience, four times a day, exactly as intended. It's not overindulgence. It's maritime law. Perfect for: the cruiser who's already planning the next dessert before finishing this one, the friend who treats the midnight buffet as a personal milestone, and anyone who has ever said "we're on vacation" while reaching for a second plate. Witty Goods. The scale stays on land. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!