Currently Accepting Applications Unisex classic tee

The position is open. The requirements are specific. The Currently Accepting Applications tee is for the person who has decided that leaving their relationship status up to chance is simply not an efficient system and has chosen to approach the whole thing like the well-organized, high-functioning individual they are. You are not desperate. You are structured. There is a process now, there are standards attached to it, and not every applicant is going to make it past the first round. It's not picky. It's a competitive selection process. Perfect for: the person who knows exactly what they are looking for and has stopped apologizing for the specificity, the friend who could fill a room with people who applied and did not qualify, and anyone who has ever looked at their dating history and decided that a more formal vetting process was long overdue. Witty Goods. Now accepting. Choose wisely. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!