Dog Breadwinner Unisex classic tee

The paycheck has a name. It is not yours. The My Dog Is the Real Breadwinner tee is for the person who has looked at the vet bills, the specialty food, the orthopedic bed, and the seasonal wardrobe, and quietly accepted that the household income exists primarily to fund one very small, very expensive operation. You bring home the paycheck. The dog allocates the budget. It's not a job. It's a directorship under new management. Perfect for: the person whose dog eats better than they do, the pet parent who has done the math and lost, and anyone who has ever planned a vacation around the cost of boarding. Witty Goods. The real boss has four legs. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!