Exaggerations Unisex classic tee

Billions of people have said it. Literally everyone on the planet agrees. There has never been a more universally beloved statement in the entire history of human communication. The "I'm Known All Over the World for My Exaggerations" tee is for the storyteller who goes big every single time and has absolutely no plans to stop. The traffic wasn't bad, it was the worst you've ever seen. The sandwich wasn't good, it was life changing. You don't embellish. You enhance. It's not lying. It's dramatic excellence. Perfect for: the friend who makes everything sound like a movie, people whose stories always somehow involve a million people and a near death experience, and anyone who has ever been told to "dial it back" and simply refused. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!