Falling Asleep Anywhere Unisex classic tee

Chair. Floor. Moving vehicle. It doesn't matter. The My Superpower Is Falling Asleep Anywhere tee is for the person who has mastered the ability to lose consciousness in locations that would keep a normal person wide awake. You are not lazy. You are gifted. While everyone else is staring at the ceiling at 2am, you are already asleep in a folding chair at a loud family gathering and nobody can explain it. It's not narcolepsy. It's a highly specialized skill set. Perfect for: the person who has fallen asleep mid-sentence and woken up like nothing happened, the friend who is always the first one out at any social gathering regardless of the noise level, and anyone who has ever been found napping somewhere that raised genuine questions about how they got there. Witty Goods. Out in three. Two. Gone. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!