Hide the Ranch Unisex classic tee

They're coming over. Hide the ranch. The Hide the Ranch tee is for the person who has seen the videos, read the comments, and accepted that an entire continent has strong feelings about a condiment you put on basically everything. You are not ashamed. You are just being a good host, and that means keeping the ranch exactly where it belongs: within arm's reach, at all times, for everyone except the visitors. It's not hiding a condiment. It's protecting international relations. Perfect for: the person who has a designated ranch for every meal, the host who knows exactly which guests can be trusted with the bottle, and anyone who has ever defended ranch dressing in an argument they did not see coming. Witty Goods. Some traditions are non-negotiable. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!