How Am I Still Single? Unisex classic tee

Genuinely. Someone explain this. The How Am I Still Single? tee is for the person who has done a thorough and honest self-assessment, consulted several reliable outside sources, reviewed the evidence from every angle available, and cannot arrive at a single reasonable explanation for their current relationship status. You are a good time. You are a good person. The math is simply not mathing and nobody in your life has been able to crack the case. It's not a complaint. It's an open investigation. Perfect for: the person whose single status has become the greatest unsolved mystery in their entire social circle, the friend who has everything going for them and somehow keeps ending up back at square one, and anyone who has ever looked in the mirror, looked at their life, and genuinely had no idea how this is still the situation. Witty Goods. The case remains open. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!