No Interaction Garden flag

The out of office is on. The door is closed. The flag has been posted. This garden flag is doing the heavy lifting so you don't have to. No explanations, no small talk, no pretending you didn't hear the doorbell. Just a friendly announcement that today is simply not the day, and anyone approaching the porch should factor that into their plans accordingly. It's not antisocial. It's boundary setting with curb appeal. Perfect for: the introvert who has already used up their social battery before noon, the homebody who wants guests to self-select out, and anyone who has ever pretended not to be home while their car was in the driveway. Witty Goods. Saying it so you don't have to open the door. Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion, expressing support for a cause, or adding a welcoming touch to your home, the garden flag is your go-to choice for versatile and durable outdoor decor. • 100% polyester • Size: 12″ × 17″ (30 × 43 cm) • Fabric weight: 1.2 oz./yd.² (34 g/m²) • Pole hem • Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US Disclaimers: • Each garden flag may vary slightly in size and may not be perfectly evenly cut • The flag pole is not included This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!