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Real Estate Dog Unisex classic tee

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The commission pays the bills. The dog spends it. The I Sell Real Estate So My Dog Can Have a Better Life tee is for the person who has run the numbers and decided that closings, open houses, and the occasional midnight client text are all worth it because somewhere a very small, very spoiled creature is napping on a bed they absolutely did not earn. You did not get into this business for yourself. You got into it for someone with four legs and zero gratitude. It's not a career. It's a very expensive act of devotion. Perfect for: the agent who has shown a dozen houses just to afford one good orthopedic bed, the realtor who negotiates harder for the vet bill than their own commission, and anyone who has ever rescheduled a closing around a grooming appointment without blinking. Witty Goods. The dog approved this listing. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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