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Six-Pack Unisex classic tee

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The abs are there. Security is tight. The I Have a Six-Pack. It's Just Well Protected. tee is for the person who has fully committed to the idea that their core strength exists, it is simply stored beneath an additional layer of comfort that the general public does not have clearance to inspect. You are not out of shape. You are in a very specific shape, and that shape is well insulated. It's not a dad bod. It's a protected asset. Perfect for: the person who skips the gym and calls it recovery, the friend who orders dessert without blinking and means every bite, and anyone who has ever patted their midsection with the quiet confidence of someone who knows exactly what's underneath. Witty Goods. Core strength confirmed. Access restricted. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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