Surprisingly Single Unisex classic tee

The market is confused. So is everyone who knows them. The Surprisingly Single tee is for the person who has heard "wait, you're single?" so many times that they have stopped being offended by the implication and started wearing it as the compliment it clearly is. You are not single because something is wrong with you. You are single because the bar is on the ground and you have standards, and those two things have simply not resolved themselves yet. It's not a red flag. It's an unexplained mystery. Perfect for: the person whose single status genuinely baffles everyone who meets them, the friend who should by all accounts be taken and has the personality, the looks, and the life to prove it, and anyone who has ever had to explain their relationship status to someone who simply could not compute the answer. Witty Goods. The plot twist nobody saw coming. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!