Big Deal Unisex classic tee

One being on this planet is impressed. That's enough. The My Dog Thinks I'm a Big Deal tee is for the person who has accepted that the rest of the world may have opinions, but none of them matter as much as the opinion of one specific dog who greets every homecoming like a celebrity just walked in. You did not win any awards today. You did not close any major deals. But you opened a door, and to someone, that was the greatest thing that has ever happened. It's not main character energy. It's dog-certified main character energy. Perfect for: the person whose biggest fan has four legs and questionable breath, the dog parent who gets a standing ovation just for coming home from the mailbox, and anyone who has ever needed a confidence boost and found it standing by the door, tail going. Witty Goods. Confirmed by an unbiased source. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!