Waist Up Unisex classic tee

Blazer on top. Chaos on the bottom. Professionalism achieved. The Dressed from the Waist Up tee is for the person who has nailed the art of looking completely put together from the shoulders to the camera frame and absolutely nowhere else. The top half is ready for a board meeting. The bottom half is ready for a nap. You are a walking optical illusion and honestly you have never been more efficient. It's not unprofessional. It's strategic dressing. Perfect for: the remote worker who has mastered the art of the carefully angled laptop, the person who stood up during a video call once and learned a very important lesson, and anyone who considers getting dressed from the waist up a full personal victory. Witty Goods. Looking good where it counts. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!