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Would be Snacks Unisex classic tee

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Someone made a promise. The snacks have not materialized. The I Was Told There Would Be Snacks tee is for the person who showed up on time, in a good mood, fully prepared to participate, on the sole condition that there would be snacks. You read the invite. You made decisions based on that information. And now you are standing here, snackless, reconsidering everything. It's not entitlement. It's a breach of contract. Perfect for: the person who scopes out the snack table before finding a seat, the friend who RSVP'd yes based entirely on the food situation, and anyone who has ever attended something they had zero interest in purely because someone mentioned there would be food. Witty Goods. Next time, lead with the snacks. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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