Your Mom Would Love Me Unisex classic tee

She would. You know she would. That's basically the whole argument. The Your Mom Would Love Me tee is for the person who has accepted that their greatest dating asset is not their looks, their career, or their sense of humor, but rather the undeniable fact that they are exactly the kind of person someone's mother brags about to her friends before the second date has even happened. You bring the good manners, the genuine compliments, and the willingness to look at every single photo album she pulls out. You are, objectively, a mother's dream. It's not a manipulation strategy. It's a legitimate qualification. Perfect for: the person who has charmed every parent they have ever met without even trying, the one in the friend group who gets invited to family dinners before the relationship is even official, and anyone who has ever had someone's mom like them significantly more than the actual relationship warranted. Witty Goods. Mom approved. Guaranteed. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!